Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Top Ten 10 Slasher Movies

This week in the corner in honor of my slasher movies 101 panel at Dragoncon I am going to be giving you a very cliche list of my 10 favorite slasher movies of all time.  Now to be clear some of the movies on this list are not great movies, but I really like them.  They are movies that I have seen a thousand times or just think a whole lot of.  So if you read this and don't agree, just remember that we all have guilty pleasures in every genre of cinema.  So here is my list, from my most favorite movie on down.


1. SUSPIRIA


This movie is hands down, my favorite slasher movie.  If you have seen Argento movies before you know he is all about scene setting, bright colors, and the art of the film.  At the time this movie was released it had what was considered one of the nastiest murder scenes in a movie.  Even now in 2013, it is pretty intense.  Dario Argento has a ton of great movies, but if you have never seen any of this flicks, Suspiria is a great place to start.

2. SCREAM


In many ways, the horror and slasher genre had it's hey day in the 1980's.  But in 1996, Wes Craven brought both horror and slasher back into the popular main stream.  It was the first horror movie to gross more than $100 million dollars, and sparked a litany of slasher clones that dominated the late 90's.  But what made Scream so unique was how it was a meta parody of the entire horror genre.  It played on tropes of running up the stairs when the killer was in the house instead of running out the front door.  It made characters who said, "I'll be right back!" pay with their lives in the next scene.  Scream sparked a renaissance of the horror genre and I could write so much more about it.  Is sparked 3 sequels and there is talk of a Scream 5.  As long as they keep making them, I will keep watching them.

3. HALLOWEEN


Most people will probably say that this is the best slasher movie of all time, and they are probably right.  Halloween in a way not only spawned the slasher genre, but made horror movies in general something to go see at the movies.  There were others horror movies before it, Psycho (which we will see later), Night of the Living Dead, and the Last House on the Left.  But Halloween made horror mainstream and created the idea of a masked killer slowly killing a group teenagers that we all know and come to expect with a slasher.  Most people dont know that the budget was so small, props were purchased at local stores and many of the actors wore their own clothes on set.  The infamous Michael Myers mask was a William Shatner mask purchased at a local costume store that was spray painted white and had teased hair.  Halloween is a classic and deserves to be seen for not just fans of horror, but fans of movies in general.

4.SLEEPAWAY CAMP


Remember that I said this list is of my favorite slashers and not necessarily what I think are the best slashers.  Sleepaway Camp is technically a pretty bad movie.  The acting is substandard, the dialogue is cringe worthy, and the whole package is just rough around the edges.  But there is something about this movie that I love.  The special effects used for the death scenes are great and the twist at the end was a complete shocker to me.  The 2 subsequent sequels were atrocious and they even made a 4th called Sleepaway Camp Returns that was straight to video and was just as awful as the previous two.  But the original struck a chord with me and I will always have this movie on my top 10 list.

5. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET


I really want to put the whole Elm Street series here at number 5.  This is probably my favorite horror series out there.  I love all of the sequels (of which there are 6) and the franchise never really got stale for me.  A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 was the highest grossing horror movie until Scream which shows how much fans enjoyed the original and all of the follow ups.  I think I like these movies so much because of how these movies played out.  The slasher genre is pretty formulaic.  A killer uses a knife or a machete or some other sharp object to kill their victims.  Freddy Kreuger has knives on his fingers but through 7 movies and a remake, Freddy rarely ever kills his victims with his glove.  Because he had the supernatural power of dreams on his side, the death scenes were always so much more elaborate and creative than just another stabbing.  The original Nightmare was excellent and the 2nd Wes Craven movie on this list.  Freddy Kreuger almost became the hero as the movies went on and Robert Englund was always great in the iconic role.  A Nightmare on Elm Street is a must have on any horror list.

6. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was probably the first horror movie I ever saw where I was actually disturbed by what I was watching.  Tobe Hooper directed a movie so gritty and realistic that it scared droves of people and made Texas one of the scariest places to visit.  The first time we see Leatherface on screen, he hits a poor unsuspecting young man over the head with a meat tenderizer.  The low muffled thud of the hammer hitting his skull is sickening and the way Leatherface pulls the man's lifeless body through the door frame, while pulling the large metal sliding door shut shook me unlike any horror movie I had seen before it and is still creepy even to think about now.  The ending scene of the movie is also one that doesn't disappoint and will always be one of my favorite slashers.

7. THE PROWLER


The Prowler is a slasher movie that truly benefits from the creepy killer who is slicing and dicing throughout the film.  The movie doesnt do anything unique in terms of the way people are killed or how the movie progresses.  To me, it is pretty formulaic in its narrative.  But the slasher wears army fatigues and a helmet throughout this movie and creates dread and fear every time he comes on screen.  Other famous slasher flicks have icons like Jason, Michael Myers, or Freddy.  Cinema goers wanted to see these killers.  They became the reason to see the movie.  But The Prowler was the villain you never hoped you would see and were happy when his scenes were over.  This is another that probably wouldn't make a lot of slasher lists, but I really like this move and wish more people knew about it.

8. FRIDAY THE 13th PART 3


So you may be thinking...not the original?  Not for me.  Friday the 13th is synonymous with Jason Voorhees.  Not just Jason Vorhees, but Jason, in a hockey mask, Voorshees.  For being one of the most iconic slasher movie killers in one of the most iconic masks, Jason doesn't don the infamous hockey mask until the 3rd installment of the series.  Part 3 created the Jason we know and love and for that it makes this movie my favorite of the series.

9. PSYCHO


Pyscho is such a good movie that it should probably be on any greatest movie list that you can think of.  Alfred Hitchcock made a classic.  If Halloween is the movie that made slashers mainstream, Pyscho is that movie's mother screaming from the top floor of the house on the hill. It is really almost two movies in one.  For 1960 this movie had a grisly death in the shower scene and one of the most profound twists that shocked everyone who saw it.  This movie dealt with mental health, greed, lust, and a lot of other taboo subjects for the time period it was released.  This list may not even exist if this movie had not been made.  You cannot go wrong with Psycho.

10. APRIL FOOL'S DAY


My final movie in this list is April Fool's Day.  Again, not the best movie ever made, but I love the tongue in cheek approach that this movie takes from the very beginning.  It in a lot of ways iit s very much like Scream only made 10 years earlier.  It really sort of makes fun of itself as being a very stereotypical slasher movie, but still maintains a solid story, some good death scenes and another one of those great twists.  If you know going in you are not watching an academy award winning film, it is hard not to love what April Fool's Day has to offer.

So there it is...that is my list.  What did you think?  Do you think I am a fool?  Leave comments below and let me know what some of your favorite slasher are.  Do you think mine are in the right order?

Thanks for reading and if you are in Atlanta this weekend for Dragoncon come check out my panel on Friday night...Slashers 101!

Sunday, August 18, 2013

The ABC's of Death


This week in the corner, I am writing about one of the strangest movies I have ever seen, The ABC's of Death.  If you have been following this blog or at least read my first entry on V/H/S, you may remember me referencing this flick.  Like V/H/S, this movie is an anthology horror film which is just a compilation of shorts to comprise a whole movie.  Since I already discussed the anthology genre in greater detail in that earlier blog post I wont retread familiar ground here.  But I will write about how the anthology works for this movie.  Essentially ABC's is comprised on 26 shorts that are each no longer than 3 or 4 minutes and each one represents a letter of the alphabet.  One of the cooler aspects is how 26 different horror directors came together to write and create these small bits that make up the whole of this movie.  Another neat point is that the directors hail from such places as Japan, Korea, Mexico, Spain, and the US.  It gives the movie a diverse and multicultural feel and really adds some charm.  With having 26 different shorts, it is inevitable that there will be some strong entries and some weaker ones.  That is most definitely the case here.  Some are so utterly bizarre you wont know whether to laugh, shutter, or just be awestruck at what you are watching on your television.  There are some that are animated, super violent, super sexual, and super over the top.  But because each short is a maximum of about 4 minutes you don't have slog through too much before you are into the next one.  The best part for me was figuring out how each short, no matter how crazy, was going to play out.  Each short has one (or more) person die and then the end reveal is the letter that the short represents.  They play out in alphabetical order, so will know when you are watching the D short for example, but you wont know what D stands for until the end when you see "D is for ...."  It makes for a great guessing game, especially for some of the more bizarre, so I don't want to give away any of the letters here.  Each letter also doesn't fall into conventional deaths.  For example, A won't be for Ax or something like that, but believe me that the shorts for the letters F and L will make you hope no one knows you are watching what you are watching.  They are that shocking and insane.  This movie had a very limited release, but with some good word of mouth and I guess some good DVD and Bluray sales they have already lined up 26 new directors for a second installment of ABC's due for 2014.  I will be honest, this movie received horrible reviews, but I was enthralled by each short and couldn't wait to find out what each letter represented.  This movie currently can be streamed on Netflix and you can buy it on DVD and Bluray.  If you are in the mood for craziness and don't mind 4 or 5 shorts that are really out there, you should definitely give this a shot.  I also feel it is important to note that this movie is a hard R, so it really should be adults only.

If you give this a shot please leave comments below and let me know what your favorite letters were!

I am going to take a side step now and let you know that if you are going to be in Atlanta over labor day weekend you might have heard of the largest fantasy convention in the world known as DragonCon.  This year marks the first year that there will be a unique and separate Horror Track.  There will be a series of panels and programming featuring actors from the HBO series True Blood, the film Nightbreed, and fan discussions.  On Friday night August 30th at 10pm, I will be a speaker on the Slasher Films 101 panel.  The schedule right now is of course tentative but if you would like to know more about the Horror Track, check out the website here:  www.horror.dragoncon.org.


In honor of this I am going to do something a little different next time and put up a post of my top 10 favorite slasher films.  I hope to have this up by the end of next week, so keep on the look out and let me know what some of your favorite slasher films are!